bitches be crazy

Parks and Rec was a rerun this week but still hilarious. I love the part where Amy Poehler is being interviewed by the ranger.

Reading it makes it even funnier

• I got that tunnel vision that girls get.
• I let my emotions get the best of me.
• I cared too much, I guess.
• I was thinking with my lady parts.
• I was walking and it felt icky.
• I thought there was gonna be chocolate.
• I don't even remember!
• I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.
• All I wanna do is have babies!
• I'm just going through a thing right now.
• I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone.
• This would not happen if I had a penis!
• Bitches be crazy.
• I'm good at tolerating pain; I'm bad at math, and... I'm stupid.

bitches be crazy